I’ve used the “well, how do you know? Have you TRIED it?”
I’ve also used that “well, it’s not real sex, you know?”
The last one, I was at a party and this guy started getting aggro about me being gay. He gets on my nerves for the last time so I just lean in, and go, “you know, I just don’t know how straight people do it. I mean, it’s not REAL sex.” And the guy goes “What?!”
And I just go, “well yeah. In real sex, nobody has to fake coming.”
I’ve never seen someone shut their mouth so quickly in my life. It was like watching a mantis shrimp.
“And I just go, “well yeah. In real sex, nobody has to fake coming.”
Ha, ha, ha! Reblogging for that comment!
There was a brief period of time when Logan fought beside us, yes. It involved a lot of covert missions infiltrating and taking down enemy Hydra cells, though, so most of our activities couldn’t be documented for historical purposes. He wound up branching off and heading his own way, though. He spent a portion of the war serving as a paratrooper in the Canadian army, from my understanding, so perhaps that’s where he’d gone off to. It was an honor to serve beside him for the short time that we did.
I KNOW RIGHT I WASN’T EXPECTING IT AT ALL AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING CALL HELP
No, thank goodness, though when we met Erik Lehnsherr, that was a very interesting afternoon. You guys might know him as Magneto. Bucky was not amused at all.
Oh yeah, Bucky’s been doing great! It took a long time for things to settle down for him and get him back to himself again, but he had a very strong support team, as well as help from an amazing professional staff of people. These days, he’s pretty much back to normal again, which is wonderful to see, as he was struggling with it for a while. Thanks for asking, Anonymous! =)
So I was looking for a gif of someone laughing - that’s it, nothing more - to reply to this this, and then I fucking find this thing
And now I’m sitting here with tears streaming down my face. ANYWAYS, no, not at all, a message like that could never make me uncomfortable! :) (It takes a lot to make me uncomfortable, trust me haha) And thank you xD I’m glad you enjoy my smut enough that you’d come to ask me never to stop writing it… rest assured, I’d probably be bored if I stopped writing smut in terms of fanfiction, so I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon :) Although I DO sometimes get worried that my sex scenes will become redundant and just get boring after a while xD
Steve ‘did it hurt - a little’ Rogers
#/SCREAMS ABOUT HOW SKINNY!STEVE’S CHRONIC PAIN PROBABLY FUCKED UP HIS PERCEPTION OF PAIN FOR LIFE #STEVE ROGERS ‘OKAY YEAH THAT’S UNPLEASANT’ WOULD PARALYSE ANYONE ELSE #AND THAT’S NOT THE SERUM #THAT’S SKINNY STEVE THROUGH AND THROUGH (via beccabuchanans)